Joks4Fun

I told my computer I needed a break, and it said: “No problem — I’ll go to sleep.”

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.

Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.